July 22, 2014 with 728,569 notes

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

July 22, 2014 with 9,814 notes

mare-moment:

Some ticks carries a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.

Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.

Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.

But no, not all men.

July 22, 2014 / 83,502 notes
July 21, 2014 / 88,206 notes
foodishouldnoteat:

Confetti cake batter brownies 
same.
July 21, 2014 / 165,194 notes
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

July 21, 2014 / 13,572 notes
July 17, 2014 with 185,986 notes

poiul123:

princess—tveit:

Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.

Me: 

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(Source: cryingoverb4nds)

July 17, 2014 with 196,060 notes

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b)

July 17, 2014 / 311,508 notes
ugh. wut.
July 17, 2014 / 286,631 notes
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