September 30, 2014 with 58,556 notes


Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great


Always reblog

September 29, 2014 with 220,278 notes


I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

September 29, 2014 / 301,368 notes
September 29, 2014 with 113,664 notes


really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

September 29, 2014 with 83,680 notes


Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours


September 29, 2014 / 46,946 notes

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 
September 29, 2014 / 16,183 notes
September 29, 2014 / 95,353 notes
partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

September 29, 2014 / 357,205 notes
September 29, 2014 with 164,522 notes



unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies


Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

(Source: witchy-pleakley)

September 29, 2014 with 178,686 notes


i pressed the home button on my iphone but i’m still at school??????

September 29, 2014 with 71,964 notes


Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them